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It's Martini Time (Part II) [NSFW]
Product: Miss Maulie Keebler
Company: Gamecock Media
Date: 03/18/2008

While, yes, it was tantalizing to watch Miss Maulie disrobe and titillating to see her spin around in the martini glass prop, what was truly amazing was her athleticism and her ability to look like she was having a great time... despite the fact the it was @$%! freezing outside. Minutes before her act, Miss Maulie was hanging out at our small outside heater/table, trying to warm herself. Then, when it was time for the show to go on, she was in the zone and half (okay, technically probably closer to 95%) naked, splashing around in water.

Everyone was amazed at Miss Maulie's skillful performance, but even before she got into the martini glass, some people were yelling, "don't do it!" because it was so cold. When she finished her show, the crowd gave an uproarious applause, which was quickly followed by more than one call for her to dry off and get warm before she dies from the cold.

Geck0 aka Robert Perkins

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