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And in This Corner, Weighing in at More than YOU Can Handle...
Product: WUMPUSJAGGER
Company: Gamecock Media
Date: 03/23/2008
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"Are you reeeadeeeeee to RUMMMM-BULLLLLLL?!"

Gamecock assumed that party-goers would be. And, it seems, they were right - increasingly so as the night went on... and the party-goers consumed more alcohol.

These images document the sad, sad tale of a partier who thought it might be fun to step in the ring with GameVortex's WUMPUSJAGGER. Sure, it looked like it was all fun and games when they stepped into the small cage with the padded floor... and everything was all chuckles when each contestant put on their humongous pair of boxing gloves several times larger than their heads and weighed right around a bajillion tons each. But only a short while later, after a harsh one-two Wumpus-Jab, WUMPUSJAGGER's opponent's boxing career was viciously ended as he is literally sent flailing through the door of the cage. I can't begin to imagine what he could have been thinking stepping into that ring! There's liquid courage and then there's a death-wish, plain and simple.

Geck0 aka Robert Perkins

GameVortex PSIllustrated